They are a surprise, even to me, sometimes. But at the time, perfectly appropriate.
And I have said every damn one of these...
"Do not lick your sister"
"I do not negotiate with terrorists"
"Yes, you have to keep your underpants on, all day long"
"No, you may not pee in the grass."
"Sure, this is the perfect place for a cartwheel."
"Do not put your feet in your brother's face"
"Do not put your toes in your mouth"
"No, I do not want to smell your feet, thank you."
"Why yes, that is the biggest poop I've ever seen, thanks for pointing that out"
"No, you can't have dog food for breakfast"
"Get your dupa (butt) out of your sister's face"
"You cannot eat pudding without a spoon"
"Please, just eat with your hands" (Jonny likes to put his head in his food)
"Do not wipe your hands on your head"
"That boobie thing is called a bra, and yes, it is bigger than mine. Thanks."
Stay tuned...
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