Jesus, Mary, and Joesph!
or, as my 4 year old would say, "Jesus Mary and the other guy"
But seriously? How do these people function when I am not around?
Dirty dishes do not magically clean themselves!
We are having the driveway sealed. The neighbor is graciously dealing with the logistics. She tells me it's going to be on a Saturday, do we have a preference of morning or afternoon.
"Nah, we'll be here. Whatever works best for you"
Well, wrong answer. SOME MALE in my house wants me to call her back and tell her HE doesn't want to be off the driveway for a whole weekend, so SHE needs to reschedule it for the morning.
Can the grown ass man do it himself? no.
Jonny needs juice.
In a sippy cup.
With a blue top.
No, make that iced tea.
With a blue top.
Daddy is playing video games.
Tough life.
Then, SOME MALE asks me if I have purchased plane tickets for a trip that I AM NOT GOING ON.
"Um no. I priced the trips. I wrote it all down for you. Did you keep the paper?"
"No, can you check to see if anything has changed?"
"Actually I check yesterday when I got an Internet sale notice, but the price is the same"
"Oh, can you do it again?"
"No dude, are you SHITTING ME?"
That's when I went to bed.
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