All the time.
In my purse.
All the time.
Just in case.
I think I may be only partially joking here.
Especially when it gets colder, why aren't we drinking more?
I'm not talking about getting loaded. Just a little nip here and there. And here.
I think it would be better for everyone if I drank a little more and stressed a little less.
With the crowds and the people
And my kids and other kids
And stupid people and stupid kids
And chaos and congestion and stress and people taking shit waaaaay to seriously.
Momma need a drink! Now.
In a flask.
From her purse.
Just in case
And indoor birthday parties? Please.
I have been to two birthday parties on Saturdays in December. One I hosted.
Damn Winter birthdays? Why DIDN'T I bring a flask?
The kids had a great time. I was straight up buggin out.
I would have been way better with just a little mommy beverage in my hand.
It's like a grown up security blanket.
Clink Clink.
All is well.
Examples where having a flask would be beneficial:
- Kinds birthday parties where there isn't open bar or a cooler (see, that's why I LOVE summer)
- waiting for Santa in a mall
- PTA meetings
- football games
- kids basketball or football or soccer games (I know I am not alone here, so pretend to be shocked)
- recitals of any kind
- sports lessons where you are forced to sit and watch and socialize with other parents you may or may not care for.
I know there are more, so feel free to comment on what I missed. I am starting a revolution here!
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