By the way, when a five year old who love berries eats 8 oz of blueberries in a sitting and later throws up at 2am, everything turns magenta.
Awesome.
Clearly the elementary school my children go to is part of some secret biological research facility that I am not aware of.
Why else are my kids getting so sick so often this winter.
I hate winter.
Syd get sick. we disinfect.
Jonny gets sick. we disinfect.
Wait a week. repeat.
And every time I report to school what the kids have and why we won't be in, I get the standard response.
"Oh, it's going around."
What the fuck!?
STOP this bad boy from going around again!
We get flu shots. We take our Flintstones.
I have nothing other to blame than a conspiracy by THE MAN.
I want a bubble, where the kids get hosed down with Purel before and after leaving school.
I think PTA funds can cover that, don't you?
Jesus Mary and Joseph.
I don't think I can take much more of this.
some schools here have closed down to be disinfected.teachers need to be more on top of hand washing and nose blowing too.send your kids with purell in there pockets and hope they use it .
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