I blame the children.
I was on my skateboard, they were on either side of me, holding my hands and pulling me down the driveway. We had done this before, I swear.
My skateboard hit a rock on the driveway, and I went flying. The kids were holding my hands, so I couldn't jump off or brace myself, so I fell FLAT ON MY FACE.
I busted up my knees and my elbow, I fell so hard on my face that I broke my glasses, in half!
My lips are a mess. I busted them both up pretty bad, and i have an awesome gash/ abrasion between my nose and lip.
At least I was wearing a helmet and gloves. I don't think I'd have a nose.
My pride is severely wounded though.
I look like I had really bad collagen.
And what PTA/ preschool mom is going to believe I fell off my skateboard? Fuck.
Hmmmm.....sounds to me like our friend Jonny has passed a torch of sorts to his mom :)
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